Friday, August 21, 2026

Relic and Ork terrain

  If you haven't heard the incessant excuse-making from the last posts- I've been working on a lot of projects on top of working very hard (jobs gotta be done and bills gotta get paid!).  But I can't stay limited to one game or system currently as I have that gamer ADHD- a pretty board and a detailed miniature creates desire and inevitably leads to another whole product-line in the pile-of-shame.  But I'm on a deadline and am actually sacraficing my weekends to the paintbrush and model.  Well, instead of reading my whinging, let me show you yet another of my distractions.  

  A pretty board means good terrain.  I'm working on two games right now- Space Gitz and Relic Knights.  I have tons of 40k terrain and a good deal of natural terrain to use for fantasy, but I don't have Ork/Orcish or just regular generic sci-fi terrain for these two games.  Many bucks and a 3d printer-going-brrrr finally added some of that but now I needed to get it ready for use.  

  I didn't take a lot of pictures this time, but I can promise that the Ork terrain is already looking great with so many colours added.  You'll see if and when I get to posting those.  Now the T'au terrain on the other hand...  The airbrush absolutely failed me a few times and I've had to revert to the 'ol paintbrush to get that coloured.  The set still isn't completely done, but it looks great so far!


  Now I would be completely remiss if I didn't mention my buddy's terrain company- it worked for my last game of 10th edition and I'm sure they'll be updating for 11th.  The ruins are so detailed and the templates are not intrusive to the table at all (it's surprising how much that matters!).  I definitely recommend checking out Only War for a tabletop set.  I got two!!!



  Happy Hobbying!


Monday, August 17, 2026

More Boyz!!!

 



  I have a ton of Orks.  Like, a TON!  I only have 80 Boyz built and painted, but I make up for it with having almost everything else, and a couple or few of them.  I love my Orks!  The only problem is that GW has resized the bases on the models (much less the models themselves) and I have to rebase that "tons" of models to get modern complaint again.  Luckily, most of the stuff I had to rebase was bikes as vehicles don't have bases (ironically, they're all getting replaced soon.  Dagnabbit!) and the specialists are few (I can't not have Tankbustas, Burnas, and Lootas, so...).  



  And then comes the new 11th edition "Armageddon" box.  This has a ton of models!!!  And they're awesome!!!  The bigges problem I have is that the options are not reflected, making the Ork side a bit boring.  Otherwise, the models are phenomenal and two sets makes many of them (if they pack the boxes correctly, this is.  But that's a different story for a different post)...



  First came the lots of building part of the process.  Once these push-fit models were assembled, I popped them off their bases and primed the models white.  My plan is to use Speed Paints or Contrast to get this [suddenly completely new] army painted quickly.  



  I will admit that I love the new characters.  I already have a Banner Nob and a Weirdboy, and about a half dozen Warbosses.  But these models area remarkable in their simplicity and detail.  I believe the work is "elegant"- not something you hear with Orks.  The only complaint I have is that the Warboss is about as 'basic' as you can get- no armour, no Power Klaw, no supah-shoota, no attack Squig, nothing!  I will probably be using my outdated older Warboss models in-game as theuy're just more effective (cooler wargear is always cooler!).  


  I built and primed all the large vehicles with black instead of white.  My normal colour-scheme for Orks is rusty, and that is done best over black (like any metal).  That being said, I may just choose to add real colours to the models...



  And here's the entire 'take' from two boxes of Armageddon- that's a lot of Orks!!!



  That's as far as I've gotten so far.  There's a ton of other projects going on at the same time, so these are lower on the priority-scale.  But GW has released more and Orks always love more!  MOAR!!!

As always, Happy Hobbying!


Thursday, August 13, 2026

Where's my benefits!?!?!

  So, uh, there's another game that I am getting into.  You see, I like to drink and I like to play games.  When I served in the Emprah's forces, we would havea "Beer-hammer" tournaments and definitely part hard after all the meetings where we weren't meeting sales goals.  Ah, the good 'ol days...  But now there's a game called "Space Gitz" that actually makes those two things (drinking and gaming) the same thing!

  The game uses personal dexterity as the main mechanic, and all failures will result in the consumption of alcoholic beverages- resulting in reduced dexterity!  It's brilliant in the most basic way and I love it.  Plus, the game is based on Orcs- of course!  I will never forget my old 'big boss' named Ed that was straight 'cockney' and very obviously a digganob in days past.  And he forced us to drink alcohol as part of the 'party hard' mentality to out high-pressure jobs.  It was glorious.  And now there's a game that embodies all of this???  Well, that's happening.  

  I was very easily drawn into supporting the crowdfunding campaign and that gave us some 3d models ready for print.  One of them was an Orc veteran in a 'wheelchair' and raising a ruckus.  I call him "Ork-tenant Dan" and I'm too lazy to check if this character actually has a name.  And I had to paint him.  














 











  And that's as far as I've gotten so far.  There's more progress coming, but I've had to switch gears...  Keep your eye out for this as I have a feeling this is going to pop up once or twice!

Happy Hobbying!








Sunday, August 9, 2026

The Lion's last ride in 10th

   With the new edition being released soon (as of this battle, certainly not this publishing!), we had to get a game in with the Primarch I had embarassed many moons ago and try to gain redemption to end the current 10th.  I still brought that army list, but the Lion had come with a new strategy and we were playing a different mission and setup.  That last game saw everything working in my favour, but I was a little less confident.  It is Lion El'Jonson, after all!

  Now, admittedy, I must admit that it's been so long that we played this game, so the details will certainly be lost.  But my focus won't really be about the game in this case.  I'll still include a gazillion pictures and announce the winner at the end, of course.  But I really want to talk about the experience a bit.  First- it was my son that demanded this rematch, and he's been so busy that getting a game in seemed like an old story from days long past!  That kind of excitement can be a little contagious.

  But this was more about a new routine being built.  First, there is a new game store that's actually closer to both my work and my house than the other store in town (and that one is awesome!) and it's got a small 40k group there.  The group is filled with newbies and the gaming area is totally stocked by these people.  The store focuses on Pop figures (I'm still so surprised that it's such a strong industry!) and card games (MtG keeps game stores alive- duh!), but they've started carrying some GW products and Army Painter paints.  

  The store owner, Mike, is awesome and is constantly seeking feedback and improving the store (from the outside to the inside- every week something is better!).  He's a blue-collar, like me, but wanted to do something fun and suddenly this popped up!  The gamers there are pretty friendly (there's a couple guys there that just want to be left alone, but that's to be expected) and were constantly inviting us back to play again and again, and even asking for rules advise on things they didn't quite get.  My son and I are, after all, veterans at this and breezed through the game like we always do.  It's nice to be 'the guy' for a bit...

  Beyond the new environment and peers, we also decided to play with the official 10th edition terrain rules based on mission and deployments.  My buddy at Only War gave me some terrain and I bought another set (such a good set!!!) with the templates.  We opened the tournament pack PDF and found the official layout and laid out the terrain.  It was interesting to us because we always do the 'open deployment' where we place objectives and then fill the table.  For the first time (probably ever), we set up a battlefield that all those tournie-bros use.  We were as 'official' as we could be... for the last game of 10th edition!

  We will make a point of going to the game store on Sunday mornings and becoming part of the crowd (well, I will and I hope my son finds the time but he uses the other game store more often right now).  Better, this new routine may include going to a local family bar that has 'Game Night' on Saturdays.  I alaready have everything and provide the tablemats, terrain, armies, dice, rules, and just my own enthusiasm.  This new environment, new crowd, and new edition all give me the opportunity "un-retire" from the gaming world again.  That being said, I have some other distractions and that's some more posts for later.  

  Okay, now that all the ranting is done, let's go to some pics of the battle!  I don't remember what the actual mission was (we had to use a Post-It notepad to track- I missed my whiteboard from my game room!), and I don't remember what the deployment looked like.  Sorry (this old brain ain't so sharp these days).  But here's some pics!

Word Bearers vs. Dark Angels





  By this point in the game (Round 2 or 3), the Word Bearers had built up a bunch of points and pushed the 1st Legion boyz into their own quarter.  But then the Lion showed up and mayhem beset the heretic forces.





  By the time the smoke had cleared, The Lion had killed two Daemon Princes and finished off another unit before the combined firepower of the Land Raider and the Annihilator finsihed him off.  The Dark Angels had been reduced to little more than some Terminators and scraps trying desperately to break an armoured core of hateful survivors.  The score is now lost to time, but the Lion's vengeance delivered to so many heretics was a glory to see.  Lion El'Jonson may have fallen by the end, but the toll he took was well beyond 'even'- over 700 pts so his less than 300...  Ouch!

  We had such fun and it was a joy for my son to actually get to be a part of one of our games in a store.  While I have the experience running thiousands of demo game and being part of almost a dozen tournaments (hell, even 3 times at Adepticon!!!), but he's only played me at home.  And he saw how much of a blast it can be!!!  I wonder if he remembers the score of that game...

  Keep an eye out- I'm 'bombing' my blogsite with a lot of posts right now.  You'll understand as I go throug them, but just know that 40k isn't going to be a priority for a minute...  11th edition should be interesting, even if I'm unhappy to restart the cycle.  But I have other projects too, so don't fret.  11th edition 40k is coming...

As always, Happy Gaming!